Gee, presented with the same options, I'd be stuck at the hospital giving condoms to the elderly....
1. Hubby is 800 miles away
2. XXX rated movie in Branson??? You gotta be kidding!!
3. Don't have any grandchildren
4. An affair? With his wife home 24/7 for a whole week and my husband arriving in 3 days for 3 weeks??? Yeah, right!!
5. So that leaves me right here.....with a bunch that don't need condoms any more than I do.
Gee, RG, if I wasn't already depressed before I saw this, I sure as hell am now!!
Thanks SSSOOOO much!!!