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Old 12-15-2002, 06:11 AM
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A customer called in with modem problems.

Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."

Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"

Tech Support: "Make sure all windows are closed."

Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."

Lucky me, I made it to the the mute button in time!
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