The turkeys of TN are safe here, but the same can't be said for pigs or chickens.

Unfortunately, we're facing this holiday season with all our old traditions stripped away due to family conflict. But we're going to start building a fresh set of traditions on our own...

And no more having to pretend to like certain relatives

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