11-20-2009, 01:09 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Originally Posted by scotzoidman
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.
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Okay....If I die I don't want my computer wiped. I want it destroyed. Completely.
Don't really need that font, but it would be useful.
I do know how to fold a fitted sheet.
No it wasn't, but I usually use a strange combination of both cursive and print.
Totally Agree.
People under 50 might actually read them if they did that.
I have mostly dvds, not blue ray, so I say ignore blue ray. You really don't need all that extra content.
I've not saved when it asked that, and lost the paper. Luckily I had my hand written rough draft.
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