Teenagers are total assholes so we won't miss them as bad when they finally leave.

One day he will be grown. One day he will be grown. One day he will be grown. One day he will be grown. One day he will be grown. One day he will be grown. - Just keep saying it til it's true ((((hugs)))) Every time I try to hold mine accountable I'm told what a shitty life I've given him. Ungrateful beasts.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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