I have a new stem for my bike that I still need to put on. Maybe I can do it tonight.

I'm likely too preoccupied with my boss's panties.

I drove a 100 miles (round trip) yesterday to buy a cell phone... and then gave it away.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these