I was called Skip as a kid along with skippy skippy peanut butter

All I wanted is to be called by my real name.

On a simular subject my 16 year old son wanted us to name our 2 year old Timmy when he was born. Said he would teach him everything he knows if we didn't. We didn't ,well that is coming back on us now . He has taught him to call his sister and mom a bitch, and me and my 17 year old an ass. He knows what they mean and uses them at apropiate times. I know I should not laugh but it's real hard not to.

His first real sentence came out a month ago when the 16 year old called him a bitch he said ME NO BITCH, ASS

He also taught him to say his name if u ask him whos your master