So a package arrived at my house and it thoroughly confused my mail carrier lady who says, "You are not really a bitch." and I said, "shhh don't tell anyone, I've got them all fooled."

Once I saw who it was from, I became alarmed...


This person has been known to send me dangerous packages in the past. One time there was even this foul smelling paste in a package. Someone told me that it was roo-poo???????????

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