05-17-2009, 02:39 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Originally Posted by Irish
I told my wife(yrs ago)to have me cremated,have someone start my chopper
(motorcycle) & pour my ashes in the gastank & blow me out the exhaust!
I'll be dead,so who cares? Irish
P.S.With my Luck,my ashes will clog up the carbuerator jets & I'll have to put up with someone else ruining my bike!  |
That's when you rig it so the bike with blow up with you in the tank. I'm sure some pyrotechnics guy will help set it up.
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