My seemingly never ending lack of common sense.

I got a card in the this morning's mail from Mr. & Mrs. DB and my first thought was, "Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!"

Honestly, that's the thought that went through this thick head of mine.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus