GG, Banks are your friends and in this time of economic uncertainty you should be putting your stimulus money straight into the bank to allow another round of excessive bonuses.

This money would then be spent responsibly on drugs, hookers and $10,000 per night hotel rooms in St Tropez, stimulating both the bankers and the French economy.

Happy and contented bankers will then be better able to work out ways to further strip you of your hard-earned assets.

It's the natural order of things.

It's also a French plot.

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