It's "Happy Australia Day" to us roo-poo consumers, but "Kong Hee Fat Choy" to our Chinese friends.

It's one of the few days we go the whole hog, with flags and all that stuff. The other 364 days we carry our Aussieness on the inside, quiet and dignified.

Now, who's hidden the roo-poo?

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating