Thank Goddess for condensed soup Kyttns College Recipes


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1 can Cream of mushroom (or chicken, or chicken and mushroom) soup
1 can water
2 cans of rice


bring soup(and water) to boiling then add rice, put on low and cover til rice is tender


1 can of chicken noodle soup
1 can of water
2 eggs
1-2 tbl spoons of cornstarch

Heat soup and water
crack and beat eggs
mix cornstarch with as little water as possible

before BEFORE the water starts to boil or gets too warm to touch add the cornstarch and water and stir (if it's too hot you get lumps, you have no clue how long it took me to figure this out!).
bring the water to a rolling boil and star stirring slowly pour the eggs in. after it starts boiling again cut the heat and let it sit about 2 minutes.



Dorm Room Spaghettios

16 oz plastic party cup
1 can of (off brand) spaghettios
1 spoon

okay go bum a cup of someone you know who parties a lot and pour the spaghetios in it, make sure you rake 'em all out starving and poor dorm students waste not want not. put it in the microwave for one minute, take itout and stir, blow on the top of the cup to cool it put it back in and microwave it for 30 seconds, stir, cool, continue until hot enough to eat. more than a minute at a time melts the cup and the food tastes funny.


ok sorry guys this was all in bad taste, I'm just bored.

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