11-29-2002, 10:07 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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Quote:
Originally posted by Belial
Mine doesn't have limits.....they just charge an arm, a leg, a nose, an ear.........
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Two people are sitting in the waiting room of their local revenue office. They start talking to each other and find out that they havenīt anything to pay their tax. The first goes in, and after five minutes he comes back without clothes. "They have taken the last things that I owned: my clothes."
Seeing that, the second one quickly undresses and walks in naked. After five minutes he comes back with three plasters, sticking over the eyes, across the butt and across the lap. "I did not have anything to give, so they closed to me the light, the water and the gas."
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