Look on the bright side, it took 21 other horses to beat yours

I was really looking forward to that last bite of my hot dog, turned out that Riley-dog was looking forward at it as well; bitch snatched it right out from between my fingers...

What really steamed my shorts was the way she looked up at me like, "Well? Aren't you gonna fix me another one?"

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.