My favorite was a few years back, listening to the coda of Steely Dan's "Hey Nineteen", & my co-worker asked what they meant by "Pine cone Romulan"...

It was hard to tell him that the line was, "The fine Colombian (as in drugs imported from there)"...seeing how I was convulsed with laughter

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