ROTFLMAO: BIBI, that is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. Congrats on the 1000+ posts to!

Unfortunatly I don't have any kids myself. But one time me and a girlfriend of mine were sitting in the livingroom of my moms house. She's in the kitchen and talking to us. Out of the bedroom comes my then 1 year old sister; and shes carrying a little pink dildo. Our laughter causes her to come investigate, which she promply snaches it out of her had, mumbles something about "Getting into her fathers drawer" and quickly goes into the bedroom.

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