Lydia is 5 and comes from a very devout Christian home. Nothing wrong with anyones beliefs, but this family as nice as they are tend to get you in a headlock once in a while preaching.
One day as I was gardening and decided to have an "evil" cigarette break. Lydia walks up to me and says, " If you smoke you will die."

I told her that I knew that and I asked her where do you go when you die.....she smiled and said to heaven!

I then asked her "Lydia who do you see when you die and go to heaven?" She looked puzzling at me and then the biggest brightest smile appeared on her face and she said. "JESUS" I said......RIGHT!!!!! The next day I saw her "smoking a pencil' Needless to say......I hope with all my heart she doesnt take up the evil weed to see Jesus sooner than she should. I felt so bad after that I had to tell her mother so her mom could set her straight and tell her I am a heathen who knows nothing and will probably never see heaven anyway!