I'm running for president! Vote for me, I won't screw you as hard as the other three. I'm running for president so that I can take over the world and keep you all drunk, high, and oblivious to what's really going on with the government. Then I'm going to eradicate freedom of religion (don't worry I won't destroy faith in God(s) ). Once everything is fixed and I'm rich beyond belief I'm going to retire and watch the cameras as you tear the world apart. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf