Reminds me of this story!

An elderly gentleman rings the police emergency saying there are people in his garage stealing alot of his things,

The operator politly tell this gentleman that they are having a busy time at the moemt and a car will be sent over when one becomes available.

Telling his wife and having a bit of a think
He calls the emergency number again, stating who he was and that he rung earlier about poeple looting his garage.
The operator says "Yes we have your deatils here, how can we help"

The gentlman says do not bother to send over a car, I just shot the bastards.

Thre minutes later 4 police cars show up arresting 5 youths and charged them with burgulary.
one officer says to the elderly gentlman " I thought you said you shot them".
He replies
"I thought You said you had no cars available"
don't F*@% with the elderly

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