I had one of those things in my car for a few months. The fucking car dealership didn't tell me I had to provide companionship from time to time. Everytime I parked next to another monkey car the damn thing began malfunctioning for a week or so until I found out from the dealer that all I needed to do was open the trunk and hose it down weekly.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."