Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation.

Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus