Hey now, I'm fairly certain you haven't scared off any little kids or made any ladies run away screaming in fear at your remote broadcasts.

Trust me my friend, you kick butt with a mic in front of you!

And hey, my bachelor's degree is in mass communications with an emphasis on radio and television so I'm an expert.

Well, we won't go checking into my GPA from back in the day to confirm that expert status but I do have the degree.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus