Your Secret Fetish Is Balloons!
When you get it on, you want to hear a pop. Stomp on a few balloons, and you'll forget your name. The exhileration of the squeeze and the burst is so sexy that you just can't help it. So run out and find a clown, and you'll have the best sex ever.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School