Okay I admit a fascination with uncut cocks.....I just want to play with one..... you ever notice how some limp dicks look like the sand worms from Dune???? heheheheheheheh but I've never managed to get my hands on an uncut, aunaturale winkie!

as far as shaving/trimming... if you want me to suck your balls there better not be any hair on 'em. I hate to run my tongue over a mans balls or to take them into my mouth and have that awkward do I fish it out, swallow it or try to disguise it as kissing the thigh or something....I embarrass easily


WOMEN DON'T KEEP THEIR PUSSY TIGHT BY SHOVING THE BIGGEST THING WE CAN FIND IN THERE.

or at least I don't....

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