What makes you think she hasn't tried it just for kicks?

What would make it even better is to tell the cashier to "make it fast, he's gonna figure out how to untie his ropes if I don't get back soon"...


I need new houseshoes, & a can of whirled peas.



And explain to me this: our new WM has the doors clearly marked "Enter" & "Exit", in English & Spanish, in large letters, yet I nearly get trampled every time I go in or out...does anybody know how to translate into Dumbass?

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