Who needs a woman with the Fleshlight? lol

If you could have a woman without the nagging and complaining and the need for you to fix everything around the house..sign me up.. but I'll be dead and buried before a woman like that ever comes along:P

Be gentle on the comeback lil:P

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Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I like Your legs, And whats In between.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.
[Points to Silent Bob]
Jay: None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.