.From the home office, in my pants ...

10. Arguing members of Parliament would be replaced by giant Pixies orgy.

9. Bill Clinton … Would still be horny as hell.

8. Ties in the Senate would be broken by playing game of “Who cums first?”

7. Radio requests would be chosen by “Sing to Me Baby” thread.

6. New Olympic sport … Cumshot distance!

5. Law would be passed changing restaurant signs to say: No shirt, no shoes … hurry in.

4. Vibrators, dildos, sex swings and lube would all be tax write-offs.

3. Instead of public fornicators sent to prison, they are sent to Lilith’s Dungeon for formal torture.

2. All women can get out of speeding tickets by asking the officer, “Can I suck your cock?” (Wait, that works now)

1. Daily workplace masturbation would be an OSHA requirement

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School