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Old 02-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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But large penises can be a problem, what with waves crashing down on the surfaces where these crustaceans often dwell.

A too-long penis could flop around uselessly in such turbulence, drastically cutting down a barnacle's chances for procreation.


I can't even begin to explain the kind of mental images I've gotten from these words...
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