http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

AS soon as I read this I knew it wasn't Carlin. It doesn't sound like something he would say first off it sounds like he's agreeing with Bush ans second Carlin isn't the type to jump on the band wagon of the latest political BS.

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