Seriously, I do get that women like the lacy frilly stuff that makes you feel all girly & sexy, & I always try to show my appreciation for the effort, but...

it really comes down to men are simple creatures with very simple needs, maybe we don't always properly express how you women make us feel...complex packaging just confuses the average guy...to me, the hottest thing my wife can come at me in is a skinny-rib tank top, maybe a size or two too small...yeh, I know, no support for the puppies there, but that's my job

Jeff Foxworthy said it best...we want a beer, & we wanna see something nekkid...

Damn, now I need to see some nipples too...

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