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Old 11-12-2002, 11:19 AM
Coach Knight Coach Knight is offline
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dannyk 1) The ability to be fluent (as a native) in at least the major languages of the world. - MMMM START WITH ENGLISH AND GO FROM THERE ... OR TAKE A CLASS

2) The ability to reproduce, on any musical instrument, any song I hear at least once. - TAKE A CLASS, OR PLAY THE KAZOO

3) The ability to predict the outcome of any game, anywhere. (gambling, races, lotteries). - DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE HERE IF I COULD DO THAT?

Yes, I have thought of these in detail! As for the last one, well, don't give me fish, teach me how to fish! - THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN FISHING AND STANDING ON THE SHORE LIKE AN IDIOT.

Kentuckyguy Wish 1)That my children would more out and not need to move back in with baggage - LOCK THE DOORS.

Wish 2) More money then my wife can spend ( Boy am I reaching on that one, I don think there are enough trees) - $$$ QUESTION

Wish 3) For the dam dog to stop barking at 2am every morning - BUY A ZAP COLLAR.


Lilith hmmmmm.... don't I get to rub something while I wish - YOU'D BETTER

1. I wish for a teleporter - I TRIED, CAN'T GET IT TO WORK

2. I wish to be done with school. - YOU WILL SOON

3. I wish I had a dungeon full of victims - YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT
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