1) The ability to be fluent (as a native) in at least the major languages of the world.

2) The ability to reproduce, on any musical instrument, any song I hear at least once.

3) The ability to predict the outcome of any game, anywhere. (gambling, races, lotteries).

Yes, I have thought of these in detail! As for the last one, well, don't give me fish, teach me how to fish!

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