Swollen balls, swollen balls,
It’s dollar night at the stripshow.
Ring-a-dong ring-a-dong,
Soon it will be happy hour.

Tittie pasties, tittie pasties
All in holiday style,
On the stage there’s a feeling of Christmas.

Young guys laughing, old guys passing
Drinking doubles with style
And from the corner you’ll hear …

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the stripshow
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon it will be happy hour!

Strings of pre-cum, lit by the bar lights,
Blink of bright red and green
As the patrons pump hard on their things!

Hear the pants bunch, see the hands scrunch,
It’s like Santa’s big scene
And above all this hustle, you’ll hear …

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the tittie bar
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon it will be happy hour!

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the tittie bar
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon (to fade)