I liked this one I did a while ago ... (to the tune of Young Girl)
YOUNG SQUIRREL
Dicksbro
Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.
With those sharp teeth of a young one,
You’ve kept the secret of your bite,
You made me really think
You were only here
To give me cheer,
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.
Beneath my branch, to the next one,
Your just a robber in disguise,
And though you surely know,
That it is wrong to be,
A robbin’ me,
There comes that look there in your eyes, Oh,
Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.
So hurry home to your acorns,
You could have been a lovely star,,
It could of been right here,
Take that sword of mine
And make it shine,
Cuz’ now’s too late to go that far, Oh,
Young squirrel