Does this count as Ice Hockey Talk?

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Cleveland when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. He approaches the boys and congratulates the heroic youth. He tells the young man that he's a reporter and tells him "I'm going to have the headline read..."Indians Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," then begins writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not an Indians fan", the little hero replied.

"Sorry, thought all Cleveland kids were," said the reporter and he starts again. "Browns Fan Rescues Friend >From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Browns fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Cleveland was either for the Indians or the Browns. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked

"I'm a Steelers fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Pennsylvania Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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