Missing from the Apocrypha
Not so much "Thou shalt not commit buggery" as...
... and the Lord said, behold, I have created this bicycle, which is a wondrous and a magical instrument, the which has wheels both in the front and at the rear, the which is meet for transporting my faithful people across this land. And men shall mount this instrument and ride it, for the transportation thereof. Yet never, I say, shall man ride the bicycle in a profane, lascivious or lewd manner, spewing his seed therein, and indeed, this coggery is forbidden.
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Erotically yours... Gus
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