I'd love to see the title "Ape Masterbator" on a business card.

Can't say I blame the poor SOBs who make minimum wage for refusing to touch a (debatably clean) ape's dick during a (debatabely safe) jerk off session.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney