I'm sorry....there's just too many jokes here.

Almost out of Danish sperm? (Do you have any Fritter sperm left?)

Mad cow in sperm? Wouldn't that be mad bull?

Travel to Europe if you want children of European stock? (Why am I thinking of the new marketing strategy of European countries being "Come to Europe and go home pregnant by one of our men". )

No difference in American and European sperm? None at all? Not even the taste?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.