09-26-2007, 03:48 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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that’s right boys, you too can perform the "no scalpel" vasectomy. it's quick, it's easy and it's 100% guaranteed to work, or your money back.*
*not responsible for lost or damaged testicles due to faulty toilet seat hinges or lack of proper safety equipment/supervision. money back offer expires 11 minutes after the "no scalpel toilet seat vasectomy" is completed. not recommended for use with portable toilets, toilets with plastic or compost seats, or toilet training seats. numbnuts is a common side effect. follow all package instructions closely. it is against federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its intended purpose. use only as directed.
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