Wait?!? You didn't have to join a guild to get your internet? I had to pay $3,125 in gold to a man in dark robes at midnight in the middle of a dirt road intersection to get High Speed Internet this far from civilization.

I also had to kill a hobo just to watch him die.

I figured you'd have to become an assassin or hemp smuggler to get a decent connection in Canada.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.