I loved Dan Ackroyd's "interview" in which he responds to allegations that his company's products are dangerous to children.

"We've got a whole line of Bag-O products that are very successful. There's Bag-O-Glass, Bag-O-Rusty Nails and the ever popular Bag-O-Asbestos Insulation!"


Christopher Walkin & Will Ferrell's "gotta have more cowbell" scene was a riot. As was Christopher Walkin's character that lived alone and was answering census questions. "How many people live here?....I think it's 84. I mean 1...plus a plant."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.