Stats???? I ain't no statistic......am I? Could someone check for me.....I'm too scared!

Momma always said to wear clean panties in case I became a statistic............um.......oops.....maybe she meant an accident statistic.......ya think?

Where's the hospital? I've got those clean panties on!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~