My own stupidity. I told my pulmonolgist that I had been golfing over the weekend and he told me that was a good thing as I need to get all of the exercise my lungs will allow. Then he asked me, "And how did you do?" Well, for some reason I was on a different page as him so I answered, "Shot even par. But I didn't putt worth a damn."


He sort of chuckled and said, "Well, sounds like you had a good round but I meant how did your lungs hold up?"

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus