Thanks Soda, I'll need all the luck I can get.

I wish they didn't have the rule that if you don't hit your drive past the women's tee box that you have to play the rest of the hole with your shorts around your ankles.

Now where did I put that sunscreen?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus