Except for the bare-bottom-otk-spankings you could go to your local animal shelter, adopt a puppy and get all the affection, love and devotion you seek. If its a reputable, clean shelter and the pups had her shots, all your other requirements would be met as well: "clean, no smoking, no illegal drugs whatsoever, no STD's ever, no exceptions, any race, healthy, BBW OK....." (well except maybe this: "Verbal scolding, role play a plus.") "Please be upbeat and have a positive attitude and outlook and be intuitive."--most dogs are. "Please value what the person has to offer from within rather than what they look like."--Dogs love unconditionally with no care as to our looks.

Oh I know that was mean and horrible of me to say. Everybody can pm me and tell me how bad teddy is. But think about it, am I right?

luvspanks2, It takes time for a human female (at least any I know) to develope feelings of affection toward another. Sure, you could find one who meets all your other requirements who will take very good care of you. But the true affection, love, would not be there.

Please, as has been suggested, join in on the threads, visit our chat room, make friends, if the one for you is here you'll find each other. And until that time you'll have made many friends along the way and hopefully had fun.

So luvspank2, WELCOME TO PIXIES, good luck with what you seek!

teddy