I've always liked how a guy can make a laundry list of the perfect woman in a personal ad, and still admit that he is shy about sending his photo and doesn't look like a GQ model.

Heck, I think my personal ad says right off that I'm not looking (friends only means friends only), lists all the things I've hated about past dating experiences (jealousy, being compared to her distant father who abandoned her, being strung along while paying for everything), but I still manage to also look like I'm totally kick ass and worth it and I make friends that way. Oh and the only picture of me is a four year old picture of me in a frilly Renaissance style shirt and I weigh like 40 pounds more than I do now. I'm not shy about my picture (at least a clothed picture), so no one should feel ashamed.

Give the ladies some pics, go into more detail about why you are worthy of being spanked, and use paragraphs.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.