Favorite Ozarks Bumpersticker:
"If'n it's tourist season, how cum we cain't shoot 'em"

or:
"Hang up and drive asshole, it's a car, not a phone booth!"

and:
"Caution: Mother-in-law in trunk."

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein