I can honestly say that I haven't ever put my erect penis into a toilet paper roll.

*runs in to get a roll of TP to investigate possibilities*









Nope, that wouldn't work. I suppose I could make it fit but the problem would be that the roll wouldn't be able to spin. Nope, my penis wouldn't make a very good toilet paper holder.

Or did I miss the purpose of the exercise?

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus