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Old 07-28-2007, 12:05 PM
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Definately between 3 AM and 6 AM. I know that sounds weird so let me explain...

When I was sleeping next to my ex-GF, I'd always wake up in the middle of the night. Being a male, I'd wake up horny!

While she was still sleeping, I'd slowly enter her in a spooning position. Most of the time I'd ride her for about five or ten minutes before she woke up. She claimed that waking up to a "pounding" was an incredible turn-on. Considering how she'd act after waking up, I believe it!

I can't tell you the number of times I was late to work after one of these encounters.
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